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Luke Walton Sucks

2310152527I’m sitting and watching the Game
4 of the Spurs-Laker series and I’ve realized one thing: Luke Walton doesn’t deserve to be in the NBA. He entered the game with 4:33 seconds left in the 1st quarter, Lakers up 22-9.  At 4:18 he traveled.  At 2:57 he missed a layup.  At 2:48 he missed a 3-pointer. At 1:47 he was tagged with an offensive foul. At :27 he missed another layup.  He did however hit 2 freethrows. End of the quarter, 28-23 plus a nice verbal lashing by Kobe, deservedly so. I don’t want ever want to hear that this guy has high basketball I.Q. He single handedly killed the Lakers’ mojo. The game’s still going on which means that he has plenty of time to screw things up even more.  Can someone say Trevor Ariza?

May 27, 2008 - Posted by | nba

5 Comments »

  1. luke walton is awesome. i would let him fist my asshole all night long. his baby blue eyes make me wet my pants. his beautiful curly hair gets me hard as wood. i love luke.
    -matt bravo CA

    Comment by matt bravo | October 30, 2008 | Reply

  2. my phonenumber is 805-200-8091 if u want to plow my anus. -MATT BRAVO, CA
    ps i want luke walton to shit on my chest

    Comment by matt bravo | October 30, 2008 | Reply

  3. Luke Walton by far is the suckiest player on the Lakers right now and wonder why the Lakers haven’t got rid of him and his overpaying contract!!!

    Comment by vanxl9 | January 16, 2009 | Reply

  4. luke walton is going to be the downfall of the lakers this season–especially since the trade of vladimir radmanovic. with walton in and radmanovic gone, the court is smaller now for the lakers. players guarding walton don’t have to be honest or “stay home” because he doesn’t hit his outside shots. they can sag off, clog the middle, and double team players trying to score or create for their teammates. specifically, all the work kobe has been doing to create opportunities for his teammates is lessened now because opponents will leave walton and make it more difficult for kobe to find open or cutting teammates. and, you can forget about walton spotting up behind the 3-pointer to lengthen the floor and keep opponents honest because he won’t make them–and opposing teams know it! why didn’t they trade him instead of radmanovic?!

    Comment by joe | February 20, 2009 | Reply

  5. matt ur super gay… uncool… i doubt luke is gay. i dont hate fags that was gross. anyway luke is the worst player in the league. i mean im pissed off that he got handed out charity contract cuz thats a spot a real player should have. who knows from a poor village in africa you know make that money worth something instead of giving it to him. i mean give it to him. he’s slow, can’t jump, shoot, or dribble he isnt physical. so why is he gettin paid to sabotage an otherwise great team? whats his worth?

    Comment by j | November 10, 2009 | Reply


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