The Juice Squeezed Again

O.J. Simpson arrived at a courthouse Thursday for a hearing to determine whether he will face trial on charges he and others robbed two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel room. What he will be convicted of still remains to be seen. If convicted of kidnapping, he could face a sentence of life in prison with the possibility of parole. An armed robbery conviction could mean mandatory prison time. Either way, Simpson’s future not looking too good. Three of Simpson’s co-defendants have either pleaded guilty or have agreed to do so and are expected to testify against him. Maybe he should think about a pair of ‘cement shoes’ for his co-defendants… I mean, no testimony, no jail, right? Just a thought.

Fresh Squeezed O.J.

Not looking too good for Mr. Juice. Another co-defendant has come out and said he will testify against O.J. Simpson and four others in the alleged hotel room theft of sports collectibles from two memorabilia dealers. Walter Alexander has told a judge he will plead guilty to conspiracy to commit robbery and could face between one and six years in prison. Between you and me, I hope this guy is convicted and sent to jail for a very long time. He is an embarrassment to his university and to the NFL. Maybe the new O.J. at USC (O.J. Mayo) will leave a better legacy behind and represent his school in a better way…….. say by not killing or stealing…!?

Bitch of the Week: The Juice

I’m sick of seeing this guy’s mug. We loved you at SC. We even loved you in the pros. We stopped loving you after the murder thingy and now the heist. Go away Juice, you’re past your expiration date.