Which Phelps Are You?

I’m the last Phelps, the one that doesn’t have to race anymore and only needs to worry about all the $$$ he’s gonna get making appearances and signing BONGO sponsorship deals with NIKE and co. Let’s see, 8 races, 8 golds… Not bad for a 23 year old kid, right? This guy finished off the Olympics with another win. Everyone expected it, and he delivered. I’ve said it before, this kid has the race won before he even touches the water. There’s no way someone can be THAT good. Give or take a race or two, this specimen dominated. I just think that all the other swimmers psyched themselves out before the race began. Oh well, screw the rest, Phelps is the mack. Proud to be an American? You bet your ass!!!

Que’ Political Correctness?

I guess being P.C. only exists in America. With the Spanish National team slanting their eyes for a photo, all I hear about on sports radio is how wrong and vulgar it was. Insensitive too.  Look, I’m not condoning it, but most of these players are kids. They did it for fun and the only people in the world that seem to be offended by it are the Americans.  China didn’t comment.  Spain didn’t apologize.  Everybody needs to pull that stick out of their a@! before we completely shut down and won’t be able to utter a word without offending someone.  David Stern better not think about suspending Gasols or Calderon next year either.  I’m thinking Spain was gonna get waxed in the tourney anyway, especially after they play the U.S. on Saturday.  Let them have their fun.  Let the U.S.  basketball team punish them by 45 points instead of a measly 20. Let the CRIME FIT THE PUNISHMENT.