Ocho Cinco is Muy Loco

So Chad Johnson has legally changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco.  Why? WHY!!! Is he gonna make more cash marketing it? Is it gonna make him run faster? Didn’t someone tell Chad that you play for the name on the front of the jersey and noone cares about what’s written on the back.  As if the Cincinnati Bengals didn’t have enough questions marks heading into the season. I mean he’s a solid receiver, but he ain’t that good.  Heck, some might argue he’s the second best on the team behind T.J. Houshmanzadeh. But back to the name, talk about an attention whore. Johnson, I mean Cinco, is ruining his already tattered rep. The Bengals are getting free press, but I’m pretty sure this wasn’t what they wanted.  Cincy and Cinco have a lot of questions to answer this year because with all the offensive hype that comes with this team, winning a measly 7 games isn’t gonna cut it.  So Cinco, cerrar tu bola de la boca y del juego.