Bill Parcells Cleaning House

The Bill Parcells demolishing company is working overtime. After firing the Dolphins‘ general manager last week, Parcells fired 1st year head coach Cam Cameron. Cameron, who came over from San Diego last year, was actually placed in a lose-lose situation. He lost stud running back Ronnie Brown, veteran quarterback Trent Green and linebacker Zach Thomas all to injuries. The club then traded their #1 wide receiver Chris Chambers. How did anyone expect Cameron to succeed? A lot of people don’t remember, but before Brown went down, he was one of leading running backs in the league. It seemed that Cameron’s style which made Ladanian Tomlinson so great was rubbing off on Brown before he went down. But alas, not good enough for Billie. Rumors have it that the Dolphins are considering Marty Schottenheimer, Art Shell and Pete Carroll as replacements. I love Pete, but he’s not fit for the NFL. Marty hasn’t won a playoff game in ages (but then again, we might be putting the carriage in front of the horse). As for Art, I never want to see this guy coaching again, he plain and simple sucks. Good luck Bill, you’ll need it.