NFL FOOTBALL PICKS: WEEK 17

Fine, I had a run of bad luck in week 16, going 6-8.  But in my defense, it was upset city and everyone probably f-ed up.  With that said, here are week 17s picks.  Remember, most teams usually bench their starters so I can’t promise anything. Here goes nothing:

Patriots -13.5 @ Giants: Another game, another blowout, take the evil Pats.

Bills @ Eagles -7.5: The way the Eagles are playing, take ‘em.

Panthers -3 @ Bucs: I’m taking the Bucs to finish the season strong.

Bengals -2.5 @ Dolphins: Ready for this, Dolphins to double their win total this week.

Lions @ Packers -3.5: Lions are heinous, take the Pack in a bounce back game.

Jaguars @ Texans -6.5: Jags have nothing to play for and will probably rest their starters.  Texans should win, but by 6.5.  Tough call.  Take the Jags and that mystique.

Saints -2 @ Bears: Take the Bears, the real Saints have shown up again.

Steelers -3.5 @ Ravens: Even the Steelers practice squad can beat the Ravens.

Seahawks @ Falcons -1.5: Seahawks, same reason as Steelers.

49ers @ Browns -10: Browns have been stumbling but are battling for a playoff spot, take ‘em.

Titans -6 @ Colts: I’m rooting for Vince to make the playoffs, so this might be an emotional pick.

Vikings -3 @ Broncos: Look for Denver to spoil the Vike’s hopes of a playoff berth.

Chargers -9 @ Raiders: Chargers will demolish the Raiders, and their nation while they’re at it too.

Rams @ Cardinals -6.5: Cards offense is potent.  I can’t see the Rams playing their guns. Take the birds.

Chiefs @ Jets -6.5: I’m a Chiefs fan, but they need to end this miserable season. Take the Jets.