USC Trojans: Activate the Lo-Jac
Reported stolen: the heart of a champion. Luckily, the Trojans activated the Lo-Jac (that’s Lawrence Jackson to all you naysayers) and it was recovered by authorities untampered in Tempe, Arizona. Defensive end Lawrence Jackson sacked once hyped Sun Devil qb Rudy Carpenter 4 times on Thursday night as the Trojans trounced the Devils, 44-24. The Trojans also seem to have found their offense, as John David Booty passed for 375 yards, 4 touchdowns and no pics. The Trojans’ offense seems to be peaking, just in time for the Rose Bowl. All they need is a little help from their fellow Bruins, or Oregon State and boom, they’re in. As for the rest of the country, you’re lucky that the Trojans lost to Stanford, or else they’d be marching towards a showdown against the overrated LSU Tigers, and win of course. WE ARE SC! WE ARE SC!
Who am I? “I am not sold on Booty!”
For all those who said we were overrated.They feel real stupid. C.J. Gable went missing from an injury in week 2,2 lineman gone.But everyone still says “yo’ll lost to stanford!”. We lost,but we lost with a QB with heart.J.D. Booty broke a knuckle on his throwing hand.The knuckle he broke was the knuckle you use the most to control the ball.Before the Broken knuckle, 2 TD O int,after the broken Knuckle, 0 TD 4 INT. And also,People say USC is overrated AND the dynasty is over? We have a future heisman canidate in Joe McKnight who is already a huge help in his Freshman year.Stafon Johnson has 2 more years.And we have C.J Gable for 2 years also.So the RB position is taken care of.Vidal Hazelton,Parick Turner,and David Ausberry are commin back to help Out mark sanchez next year at WR.We have 2 5 star OL recruits already commited.And next year on the other side of the ball,Rey Maululagu(misspelled),and Brian Cuching are comming back next year at the LB pos.And then Taylor Mays,the hard hittin’ safety,has 2 more yrs.# 3 D in the Country in total yards allowed.On 27 rushes Last Thurs. Night in the first 3 quarters,ASU rushed for ZERO yards. Now,we’re on our way to a third straight Rose Bowl Appearence.
FIGHT ON!!