S.F. to Rid Bay Area of Waste

On Friday, the S.F. Giant’s announced that they will not be bringing Barry Bonds back next year. Bonds has played the role of outfielder, DH, and now the victim, claiming that the Giants knew this for a while but held it from him. Now, Bonds won’t have time to say bye to the fans but vows to return next year to continue his quest for a World Series Ring. Boohoo, too bad so sad. Any MLB team that’s thinking of bringing this guy aboard should think again. Other than ticket sales (which unfortunately is all teams care about), Bonds has nothing to offer. He comes with an ass full of needle holes and a poses a huge PR nightmare. A washed up, ego-maniac, Bonds doesn’t deserve a ring and should get blackballed from the league a.l.a. Jose Conseco. Sadly enough, I have a feeling we’ll see Bonds whining in some other clubhouse next season. Any team in need of a team mom?